Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I need to align my fucking chakras
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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