my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
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