took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
God, I missed his penis.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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