Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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