She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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