You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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