he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Too much gin, very little bucket
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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