she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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