Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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