you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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