If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
You don't make any sense
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sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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