i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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