I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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