My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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