How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Randomize
