there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
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