evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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