Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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