didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
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