We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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