weddingsv make me drug and hornr
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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