So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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