i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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