You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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