bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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