Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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