love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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