At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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