Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Woke up backwards on a recliner
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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