Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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