why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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