Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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