just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Just invented taco cereal.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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