so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
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