I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
