Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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