is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
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