i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
