Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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