That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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