am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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