When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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