Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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