so that wasnt chicken after all
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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