i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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