I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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