please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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