How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Dear god my vagina.
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