dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
then he tried to convert me to islam
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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