ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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