I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I need moral support for this bender
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
Randomize
